Like the story I heard
A lifetime ago
Where a girl (and this is funny)
Took her life
And what she doesn't know
Is how long it takes for the water to rise
And the breath to stop fighting
And the cold to close her eyes
- 306, Emilie Autumn
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BRITTANY'S FAULT.

If you get more than 30, get some counseling.
If you get more than 20, you’re paranoid.
If you get 11-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you’re fearless.
People who don’t have any are full of BS.

I fear ...

[ ] black people
[x] the dark (Zombies on raptors.)
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[x] being myself in front of others (B'AWWWW)
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total - 2

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure (I don't fear it so much as I'm obsessed with avoiding it)
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total - 3

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors
[ ] tornadoes
Total - 3

[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[x] scary movies (I love watching them, they just get me freaked out for a while)
[x] poverty (Ties in with the whole failure thing)
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
Total - 6

[ ] creepy noises in the night (Nope - ignore ignore ignore.)
[ ] accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
Total – 6

6... but I wouldn't call myself fearless. Humm.



* * * * *



----YOUR BOY SIDE----
[x] You love hoodies. (They make me happy.)
[ ] You love jeans
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt (Although it depends on how bad it is... Eric falling in a lake, that is gold.)
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team (Does academics count...? I doubt it.)
[x] Shopping is torture (With my mom anyway.)
[x] Sad movies stink (Sadness is not entertainment. Sad movies blow.)
[ ] You owned an X-Box
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] You own a DS, PS2, or Sega (ALL OF THEM!)
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers (And Nick, you shall be Red Ranger, Joey, you are Gold Ranger...)
[ ] You watch sports on TV hokey sometimes
[x] Gory movies are cool (Fact.)
[ ] You go to your dad for advice
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps
[ ] You used to/do collect football cards
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[ ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think
[ ] Sports are fun
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth
[ ] You sleep with your socks on at night
TOTAL GUY TRAITS: 8... Not bad I guess. BET IT'S HIGHER THAN NICK'S.

----YOUR GIRL SIDE----
[ ] You love to shop (Only for video games, everything else sucks.)
[x] You wear eyeliner (Probably too much...)
[ ] You wear the color pink
[ ] You go to your mom for advice (Parent? Advice?)
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] You hate wearing the color black (... BWAHAHAHA.)
[ ] You like going to the mall
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] You always carry your cell phone/lip gloss/purse with you
[x] You like wearing jewelry (I like my fish.)
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook (Didn't see it, but I doubt I would.)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe (I have... 1 that a wear.)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics/dance
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes (Maybe in my life.)
[x] You care about what you look like (Unfortunately.)
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
[x] You like the movies (Don't love 'em, but I do like them...)
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid (Beanie babies count, right?)
[ ] You like putting make-up on others
[ ] You like being the star of everything
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL GIRL TRAITS: 8. Am I balanced or what?
* * * * *
Outcast
[x] You don't have very many friends. (Although there are lots of people I talk to or greet)
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[x] You were always picked last for kickball. (I sucked, and had no friends. Only Liz ever got me to play, I'd stick to the back of the line.)
[x] You don't like to talk a lot.
[x] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[x] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities. (Go Home Early Club.)
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before. (Probably.)
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. (If not for my grades and hopefully my speech, they wouldn't)
[ ] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[x] You eat alone at lunch. (By choice, I eat, then go do work outside and talk to freshmen.)
Total = 7 (HAY, I matched Brittany!)

Scene Kid
[x] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean. (Is that sad?)
[ ] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. (Not robots, only raptors specifically and Pokemon.)
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of. (SORRY FOR NOT APPRECIATING MOST MAINSTREAM MUSIC.)
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[x] Your hair is multicolored. (BWAHAHA @ BRITTANY.)
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern. (Brittany should have checked this.)
[ ] Your deviantart picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene. (GAWD BRITTANY.)
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person. (JEEZ BRITTANY, GET OVER YOURSELF.)
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself. (YOU'RE SUCH A WHORE BRITTANY.)
[ ] You enjoy photography. (I HATE YOUR SCENE ASS, BRITTANY.)
Total = 3

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[x] you own at least one thing from a designer store. (Shirts my mom bought me and hand-me-downs...)
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] [Girls] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[x] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. (Yeah, I need to feed myself.)
[x] You are content overall with how your life is going. (I only SAY life blows.)
Total = 3, I am contaminated.

Band Geek
[ ] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] You've never dated anybody outside of Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to Classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a Band bus or at a Band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[x] You hate rap music.
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[ ] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds. (This might be funny if I understood it.)
Total = 1

Thespian
[x] You have been in a school play. (5th grade counts, right?)
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical
[ ] You like to act.
[x] You have participated in a school play.
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference.
[ ] You get ticked off when people make that thespian, "Did you say lesbian?" joke.
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props.
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[ ] At one point in your life, you were obsessed with RENT. (Watched it, liked it, forgot it.)
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[x] You actually understand Shakespeare.
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up. (I wish, would be badass.)
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.
Total = 3

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[x] You have straight As.
[x] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes. (Well, except for math..)
[x] You do not procrastinate. (Depends... really, not usually.)
[x] You have scored a 5 on an AP test. (Human Geography)
[x] You do not have very much down time. (Work work work work play work work work play.)
[ ] You are very organized.
[ ] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[x] You are in a relationship. (AWWWWWW.)
[x] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School. (Really, really want to.)
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[x] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class. (That's the plan anyway.)
[x] People have told you that you didn't have a life. (......well, it is true..)
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry when you get anything lower than an A on anything. (I don't cry, but I sulk for the rest of the year.)
Total = 9

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[ ] You are an overall procrastinator.
[ ] You tend to do your homework when you're watching TV.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[ ] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on Myspace when you could be doing something more productive.
[x] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer. (I try not to...)
[x] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive (I couldn't walk ANYWHERE.)
[ ] You have fallen asleep during class before.
[ ] Friends have called you lazy.
[ ] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up.
[x] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting. (Ice cream is my passion.)
[ ] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before.
Total = 4

Goth
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[ ] When you have the money, you shop at Hot Topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[x] You think odd piercings are hot.
[ ] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color. (BWAHAHAHA.)
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of over sized black pants.
[x] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends. (Only Foamy, WTF at the others.)
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[ ] You don't really care what people think about you.
[x] Overly happy people scare you. (They look like murderers or molesters.)
[x] You like black makeup & nail polish best.
Total = 6

Nerd
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[x] You have straight As.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex. (Well, I suppose it's true if you interpret it a different way.)
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[ ] Your mom buys your clothes for you. (She gave up.)
[x] You actually answer the questions in class. (ONLY in Champlin's)
[ ] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[x] You miss school during the summer. (Miss it, but don't want to go back.)
[ ] You wear your pants at your waist.
[x] You prefer sweatpants to jeans. (If I'm at home.)
[ ] You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed. (I let EVERYONE take advantage of me, because of my own indifference.)
[ ] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[x] People always cheat off you during tests. (Try to.)
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.
[x] You wear/should be wearing glasses.
Total = 7, I should kill myself.

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands.
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[ ] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.
Total = 0

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the cribs are.
[ ] You wear do-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music.
[ ] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[ ] You say "nigga" a lot.
[ ] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[x] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your butt.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[ ] You wear bling. (I only call it bling... *SIGH*)
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin'. (Man, that is what the girls in 2nd hour ALWAYS say.)
Total = 1

Emo
[x] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo. (LET ME SEE YOUR WRISTS!)
[ ] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[x] You have dark-rimmed glasses. (Thin frame, not thick.)
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose. (Oh, last year.)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[x] You never smile in pictures. (I don’t like my teeth.)
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a pussy to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games.
[x] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my heart's being ripped out" and all.
Total = 6

Skatepunk
[ ] You own/had a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for loitering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[ ] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man.
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[ ] You enjoy crude humor.
[ ] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[ ] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk.
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygiene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.
Total = 1

Metalhead
[ ] Most people are scared of your music.
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics.
[ ] You hate emo kids.
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before.
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal.
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre, particularly flamenco.
[ ] You hate pop and rap.
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff.
[x] Scene kids are fun to laugh at. ('COON HEADS.)
[x] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands. (As long as you like Voltaire, Emilie Autumn, and the Dresdon Dolls, we are friends.)
[ ] You curse a lot.
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal.
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo.
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're Vikings.
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
[ ] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.
Total = 2



Aren't I awesome?